When That Happens

If there ever was a weekend ruiner contest, plowing snow, mowing the lawn and having crap in your pool would be tied for first place

The feeling you get when you find out school is closed due to high winds or a snow day. It’s like an explosion of happiness

My pet-peeve is having to work on a slow computer. If you turn on your laptop and it takes more than 2 minutes to load do yourself a favor: shoot it, bury it, buy a new one.

If you’ve ever been fishing before, you must know the worst feeling in the world; reeling in what feels to be a massive fish only for it to get away right before you bring it to the surface.. worst feeling ever.

This probably looks pretty good to anyone who lives North right about now. Whether your tanning on a beach or skiing in the mountains there is nothing like getting away from life for a week or two. Too bad they don’t last for ever

I can’t stand opening up the tin foil on my overly-stuffed burrito only to find it has a one-inch tear exposing all its juicy goodness :’(

So picture this.. you wake up in the morning, go to the cupboard and grab your favorite sugar-loaded cereal, then find a bowl big enough so that you won’t have to get up for seconds, you POUR the cereal into this unique bowl, go to the fridge and open it, grab the unusually light milk jug, twist the cap open and turn it over onto your cereal and “Lo and Behold” a total of four mother****ing drops come out!! What do you do next?

Even though it’s technically not good for you, I think I’m obsessed with the smell of new cars ^__^ I just got a 2013 Jetta GLI and I find myself going out to it every hour just to sniff the interior.. no I’m not weird

Whether you’re cashiering at Walmart or you’re selling perfume at Macy’s.. I feel for you.

Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s to the delicious turkey feasts and a day full of football! ..what Thanksgiving is really about!